Thursday, October 22, 2009

My Top Ten Favorite Songs Of The Decade (2000-2009)

Two complaints I want to get out of the way:



1. No, I did not print this list in 2010, so I do not know for a fact that my Top Ten will remain unscathed entering next year. This is meant as a snapshot of my favorite songs from this decade as of October 22nd, 2009. I can say that the content of the list, and the rankings as you see them here, have little chance of changing, barring an unforeseen volley of brilliance from the music industry (I would place bets).

2. These are not my picks for the BEST songs of the decade, although obviously I think they are. They are the songs from this decade that have moved me the most powerfully, and consequently, this list is ranked by the psychology of which tracks affected me the most, peaking at the number one position. It's very simple.


10. The Wallflowers - 'Sleepwalker'

- The oddball selection of the list, first for my general apathy towards the Wallflowers (I barely like more than a handful of tracks they have released - 'One Headlight' being the pinnacle), and the bizarre lyrical content of the song, which is occasionally outrageous: "I'm in your movie and everyone looks sad. But I can hear you, your voice, the laughtrack. But you never saw my best scene. The one where I sleep...
Sleepwalk into your dreams." The emotional pull of the song is undeniable, however, and the crisp instrumentation buoys Jakob Dylan's raspy voice and gives the lyrics a dream-like undertow. This is the most lush and successfully 'epic' mainstream single to come down the pike in many a moon.

9. Alien Ant Farm - 'Sarah Wynn'

- One of the most powerful and devastating songs about substance abuse ever made, Alien Ant Farm's 'Sarah Wynn' is an intensely personal and affecting of one man's love for a hopeless heroin addict, contrasting his warm memories of affection with heartbreaking pleas. The singer pleads all he can, but accepts and seems reigned to the inevitable tragedy of her situation: "What the hell were you thinking? I can't help you know, Sarah. Why the hell were you shooting up? Now you're coming down, Sarah." A bleakly hopeless, but nevertheless humanistic and pitifully humane ode to a fallen friend and lover, this is the peak of AAF's quietly impressive career.

8. At The Drive In - 'One Armed Scissor'

- For pure visceral impact, few could do better than At The Drive In, and they never put the pieces together as successfully as they did on 'One Armed Scissor' ever again. The relentless urgency of the guitar lines, the descending thumb of the bassline, and the increasingly oppressive lyrics portray a dark, nail-biting voyage into the unknown, the band's pummeling unity bringing the arguably ridiculous events of the songs closer and closer to complete eruption (upon which the band savagely delivers with the explosive chorus). In terms of sheer power, this track is the premiere argument for naming At The Drive In one of the most powerful and effortlessly assured bands of its time.

7. Incubus - 'Megalomaniac'

Incubus' most direct flirtation with the arena of politics, " A Crow Left Of The Murder" (one which they have since abandoned following the album's rapidly dwindling sales), produced some of the band's finest, most focused work. Among these is the best track of their career, the vital and endlessly energetic politick explosion 'Megalomaniac', which denounces the leader of our government circa 2005 (mr.youknowwho) with a cutting, razor-sharp edge: "Hey Megalomaniac, you're no Jesus, yeah you're no fucking Elvis. Wash your hands clean of yourself baby and step down. Step down. Step down." The guitar work is even more vicious, spitting out memorable riff after riff, but allowing for some much needed levity with the graceful, lilting mid-section of the song, which allows Incubus to indulge in some rather effective R.E.M. emulation. Their tragic shift from the album's strident and affecting tone backl to more standard fare with 2008's "Light Grendes" renders this as perhaps the peak achievement of the band's career for all time.

6. Chevelle - 'Closure'

A deliciously sharp and twisted descent into seething vitriol, 'Chevelle's 'Closure' evidences little subtlety in it's sonic barrage, using the relatively silent and suppressed first verse as a setup for the blisteringly manic second verse, which takes the band's considerable ability into full overdrive. The singer's slowly building anger builds with the guitar's shuffling menace into a wall of dense mania that the band has seldom approached afterwards, and never bettered. Taken as a couplet with 'The Red', this track can be seen as a part of a thematic couplet exploring the themes of the band (mostly, the primal force of the human id) in their most crystallized form, shedding alt-rock cliches and leaving a sizable imprint upon the listener's psyche, as well as their eardrums.

5. System Of A Down - 'Chop Suey'

- System Of A Down's most popular song by a mile, a thematic continuation from their early highlight 'Soil' (which decried the death of one of Serj Tankian's best friends via suicide) is a song with unending force and a cathartic intensity. The band creates a feverish intensity with Serj's machine-gun vocal delivery, Daron Malkian's guitar stomps, and John Dolmayan's thunderous drum beat, quickly escalating from anger and sharply observed details of parental abuse to unremitting tragedy, which is extended further into the heartbreaking bridge, which lays bare the conflict - and shattering desolation - of the song's subject. System Of A Down have many excellent pieces of work (their collective discography displays no weak links), and this song stands in particular as one of their finest products, a searing work of genuine emotional depth.

4. A.F.I. - 'Great Disappointment'

- After a string of gradually improving albums to kickstart the 2000's (dating back to the band's landmark 1999 record, "Black Sails In The Sunset"), A.F.I finally reached their creative peak with the densely atmospheric and melodic "Sing The Sorrow", the rare mainstream record that uses it's increased budget to improve and tighten the overall sound of the music. The best of these tracks, the slow-building epic 'The Great Disappointment' starts with a lone bassline, soon accompanied in sequential order by drums and guitar, building to a powerfully baroque forest of sound, punctuated by staggeringly beautiful guitar melodies and Davey Havok's piercing cries, which renders the song's triumphantly tragic chorus a pummeling surge of dark energy and increasing bleakness. After this creative peak, A.F.I. would still create noteworthy albums and singles, but no album of their since has unified in sound as well as "Sing The Sorrow" and no song of their entire canon holds the hypnotic grasp of 'The Great Disappointment'. Indeed, few contemporary songs do.

3. Eminem - 'Stan'

Eminem's shattering soliloquy about the vagaries of fate and the unexpected consequence of fame upon even the most conscientious of celebrities and their devoted fans, 'Stan' is at once a powerful tragedy steeped in pessimism about the human race and a beautiful, almost inviting lull into the private life of a developing sociopath. The escalating terror of the lyrics, which are punctuated by instances of black humor ("Dear Slim, yiou still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have the chance. I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer your fans") build to a horrific act of cruel violence that is rendered punishingly intimate by both the lyrics and the crisp, remarkable production, which details the absurd yet mundane minutiae of Stan's pathetic odyssey to the abyss with a delicate force. One of Eminem's most despairing tracks (and his music tends to be rather nihilistic to begin with), 'Stan' is an ode to the negative side of humanity, providing small consolation to the listener and instead elevating to the level of great fiction.

2. Radiohead - 'Jigsaw Falling Into Place'

- A mysterious, sexy dive into the often scary arena of courtship (wrapped in a menacingly oblique world of oppressive gloom and jagged, descending melody), Radiohead's 'Jigsaw Falling Into Place' is less an attempt to expand Radiohead's critical stature as innovators and more of a genuine song, a welcome deviation from the forced (yet not altogether unsuccessful) experimentation of "Kid A". The relentless momentum of the song never flags, and the bizarrely threatening lyrics squealed by Thom Yorke at fever pitch ("The walls abandon shape; you've got a cheshire cat gurn. All blurrring into one; this place is on a mission") catapult the song into an ethereal realm, divorced of the limitations of reality, fully embracing the surreal nightmare of human sexuality. This is easily Radiohead's best work of recent, dating back to their remarkable 'Paranoid Android', and one of their finest tracks in general.

1. System Of A Down - 'Holy Mountains'

The ultimate track of the new millennium, System of a Down's brutal, uncompromising look at one of the previous century's greatest horrors is a startling testament to the depths of human cruelty and brutality, a grim and ugly look at genocide and the undercurrents of resentment and paranoia that its victims must accept as daily reality. Beginning with a slithering, serpentine guitar hook, the song starts off with a chant mimicking the guitar lead before quickly elevating to a full-on explosion of lamentation and tortured agony. The opening verse lays bare the eerie, haunting absence of the deceased ("Can.. you.. feel their... haunting presence?") before unexpectedly darting to accusation ("LIAR. KILLER. DEMON. Back to the River Aras!") and then culminating in a swirling crescendo that unfolds with the precision of a tide approaching shore. The song's lyrics, spare as they are, create a desolately unsettling sense of random terror, seismic blasts of horror and degradation. In the song's final outpour of persecuted agony, the band hits their stride with full, unmitigated force, tearing the listener down to the role of victim and mercilessly smashing the dying light of hope into the ground, leaving only the murdered, defiled corpse in its wake, to reprimand us for our ignorance of history and also to remind us of it's inescapable existence. A track of transcendent force and genuine wrath, System Of A Down's peak as a band is also one of the mightiest political statements ever made on record.


~Peace
**Phil(ius)

Saturday, October 10, 2009

My 20 Favorite Rap Records (w/links)

Yes, it's list time. Just to warn those who dislike rap; you will hate this note. Also, if you dislike Flavor Flav, Lil Wayne, or Snoop Dogg, you will also want to leave. My #1 pick may anger you - but I'll be damned if it isn't the best choice there is, a decision I'm sticking with.


(Note-note: This was randomly tagged, for the most part. If you don't want to be included, then you may opt out of your tag.)


The First Ten:



The Top Ten:

10. Company Flow 'Funcrusher Plus' - Crazy, crazy shit. It's hard to express just how different and amazing this album is without mentioning just what it accomplished. It MADE underground rap back in 1995, and lyrically, the texture is so deep you could swim in it. Absolute classic. And yes, that is one spot above Public Enemy's most overrated (but still excellent) record.

9. Run-DMC 'Raising Hell' - A very obvious choice, but that's only because it's brilliant on each level, from the lyrics to the melodies to Rick Rubin's sterling production. It's hard to find fault with a record this amazing and fresh, and I won't even try. A genuine hip hop classic.

8. DMX '...And Then There Was X' - I expect a lashing for putting DMX so high, but it is the skeptics who deserve the throttling. Even with filler aside, give me a handful of albums with more 'Uuuumph!' and cojones than this classic, and I'll call you the better man. The hardcore crown was handed from on high to X after this record, and it's not difficult to see what all the hubbub and chart success was about.

7. Eminem 'The Marshall Mather LP' - A masterpiece front-to-back, Eminem's 'Marshall Mathers LP' does what many great hip hop records do; it takes a quality debut and improves upon it in every way, taking the brilliant rawness of the original and replacing it with finesse, better songcraft, and even darker subject matter. If 'Kim' doesn't keep you up nights, you need a head check.

6. Eric B. and Rakhim 'Paid In Full' - A classic, and maybe a stereotypical choice for a top ten, but that's only testament to how accomplished this record is and how justified the hype was. It's difficult to imagine a smoother mic-artist than Rakhim, and the production is both lush and as real and immediate as a punch to the gut.

5. The Wu-Tang Clan 'Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)' - Maybe the best debut in all of rap, Wu-Tang's first - and undeniably best - record is a masterpiece that brings disparate styles and samples together and blends them on 'puree'; the effect is truly mind-blowing. It is hard to dismiss tracks like 'C.R.E.AM.' or 'Shame On A Ni**a' for sheer visceral impact, and the album never skips a beat.

4. Public Enemy 'Fear Of A Black Planet' - The finest record the boys ever put together, without question, and a call to arms for hip hop that has never been equaled in it's direct cerebral blast - the album provides food for thought and great production suites to go along with the expected rigtheous anger and aggression. It is capped with the group's best track, 'Fight The Power', which brings their finest moment to a rightfully momentous end.

3. A Tribe Called Quest 'The Low End Theory' - Probably the smoothest record ever made, Tribe's 1991 opus is one of the best rap records ever released, no question. It is also one of the finest albums of the 90's. The deft blend of beats, jagged but inspired bass lines, and effortless MC flow (especially from Q-Tip) is a difficult combo to beat - one which the group, despite being a class act for their entire existence, never approached again.

2. Dr. Octagon 'Dr. Octagonecologyst' - The BIZARRE record to top them all, and the number one Sci-fi rap record ever made with nary a doubt, Kool Keith's alter-ego Dr. Octagon made a legitimate name for rap in the rock underground with this release. Other than Public Enemy's releases, no hip hop album had really pleased the rock critics so fully, and their instincts were not in error. This is great music, no matter what side of the wax-tracks you live on.

1. The Beastie Boys 'Paul's Boutique' - Attack me, acid-wash my glasses, stomp on my liver if you need to, but the group who decided to plunge rap into parody in 86' came back in 89' with a record twice as fast, miles deeper, and with a production crew (the justly famous Dust Brothers) that, no offense to Mr. Rubin, gelled with the Boys like no other. This is the funniest, most complex, eclectic and endearing record the genre has ever produced, and repeat listens only deepen the impact of the already-excellent material. This album is, quite literally, perfect. If you doubt me, pick it out of your collection (or snatch it from the local store) and test it out. You won't be disappointed.