Sunday, September 20, 2009

Why I Love The 90's (Part 2)





Note In A Note (Oh NOOOO-te): Part Dos Covers The Music Of The 1990's. For anyone who likes bad music, you may ignore this note - you will find nothing of interest here. For anyone who actually knows who made the theme to the show 'House' - well, you've found the right note. Here are five of the major hot spots of music in the 90's.


1. Grunge
The first and arguably most prominent sub-genre of the music to be explored today is the grunge genre, which included Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, The Smashing Pumpkins, and alt-rock pioneers such as Stone Temple Pilots and Seven Mary Three. Just kidding. The movement reached it's peak in the years 1991 through roughly 1994.


What was notable:
Grunge was harder than hair-metal, and also much less sentimental. Ballads were not the norm, although introspective songs about failed love and depression were relatively popular. The basic lack of focus on aesthetic was notable in that folks like Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley, NOT photo-genic men, were able to be roch stars while looking like your average CVS-worker. The quality of the music was generally VERY high, especially in the first three years, as Pearl Jam and Nirvana were duking it out for album sales (which Pearl Jam won, later losing the all-time popularity war to Nirvana when Kurt Cobain kicked the bucket). Some amazing songs, such as '1979', 'Down In A Hole', 'Come As You Are, and my favorite all-time track, 'Black', were recorded during this era, and the era has had a very heavy influence on mainstream rock now (Seether only has a career BECAUSE of grunge). The movement died when Kurt died, and if you agree with certain people, so did the last great wave of rock'n'roll.


2. Trip Hop
The next sub-genre to be mentioned is the irresistible Trip Hop. For an example of Trip Hop, please find someone who proclaims to have good musical taste and ask to skim their iPod. If this person is telling the truth, you will see artists such as Massive Attack, Tricky, Kid Loco, Portishead, and maybe even Bjork. These are some prominent members of the Trip Hop movement. Even close relatives, such as the Cocteau Twins (whose vocalist, Elizabeth Frazer, did some work with Massive Attack), Air, and Fila Brazilia made a marked impact in the 90's with some pretty funk-y music.


Why it mattered:
Trip hop was a trail-blazing, markedly unique style that blended electronica with more introspective elements and twisted the definitions of the genre. It is a much more moody, bass-driven sound that seeks to inspire menace with it's beats instead of satisfying the need to dance or get funky (although it wasn't above trying both at the same time!).


Notable band: Green Day
Sure, their influence has been roughly negligible, but there's no denying their achievement with the 94' album 'Dookie', which is as good a modern punk record as any, flooding radio with singles left and right while maintaining the best aspects of their influences. They would actually grow relevant in a more respectable way in the 00's, but there are some people in some corners who would say that they reached their peak when they eschewed politics in favor of songs about sexual frustration and laziness. Along with No Doubt and STP, they were also one of the 90's more memorable singles outfits. Don't forget to check out 'Kerplunk', which is vastly underrated, and one of their earlier songs, 'One For The Razorbacks', which is a shredding delight.


3. Alternative Rock
Alternative/indie rock hit a popular peak in the 90's, with bands like My Bloody Valentine reaching their peak (the unendingly brilliant 'Loveless') and new acts like Pavement (the ultimate AND penultimate indie rock band) and Uncle Tupelo knocking on the doors of music history. Beck, Radiohead, and Weezer all began breathing in the 90's, and have since withstood the test of time as career acts. Depeche Mode, a seminal 80's band, hit their stride on 1990's 'Violator', universally acknowledged as the group's masterpiece, and U2 even made an album which fit into this genre, 1991's 'Achtung Baby' (which is probably their best album all around). Mostly, 80's alt. bands like Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr., The Pixies, and even The Replacements (for one amazing album) made records in the 90's of generally lesser substance than their 80's work, but nevertheless numerous members of each band kept things interesting (Kim Deal's Breeders, especially). Overall, Alt. rock gasped it's last genuine breath of relevance in the 90's, bolstered by grunge acts like The Smashing Pumpkins who also fit into the scene incredibly well. In an ironic twist, R.E.M. made their best song ('Losing My Religion') and best album ('Automatic For The People') in the 90's, otherwise negating a decade's worth of meandering material.


Why it mattered:
Because alternative rock is the best genre, ever. What, fuck you, I don't have to be objective. This is my note. Just agree.


4. Rap/Hip Hop - While the late 80's have been called by some the golden age of rap, the early and mid 90's proved to be as productive for the genre before it collapsed (at least in terms of mainstream quality) in the late 90's and continued limping on into the bleak 2000's. Some of the best artists of the 80's, like Public Enemy and EPMD, produced substantial work in the 90's, while new rappers, ranging from underground sensations like Dr. Octagon and Company Flow to more commercial artists like The Wu-Tang Clan, Tupac, Nas, and possibly the quintessential 90's rapper, The Notorious B.I.G., created work of extremely high quality that have influenced thousands of artists. The 90's will likely be known most for the emergence of gangster rap, but the best music of this movement was few and far between - although Dr. Dre's 'The Chronic' is one of the best of all hip hop records, and Snooop Dogg's debut, 'Doggystyle', was nearly as good - and possibly led to a descent in overall quality that could be considered acceptable for a rap artist. The ideal rapper image shifted from more cerebral rhyme-spitters like Rakhim to something resembling a prototypical 50 Cent.


Why it mattered: Because rap will always matter, on one level or the other, even if, like modern rock, it has become a negative part of the mainstream music scene. Usually, the quotient of quality for popular artists in the genre is quite low; back in the 90's, this was a much more even (if decidedly flawed - Vanilla Ice, anyone?) playing field, gangster posturing aside.


Notable artist: No Doubt
Genre-bereft in the early and mid-90's, No Doubt crafted some charmingly memorable tunes at their peak, including the amazing 'Don't Speak' and the over-played-but-still-worthwhile 'I'm Just A Girl', amassing a large fan base in the mid-90's. They adopted the better elements of New Wave while adding a more contemporary mood of alienation to their work. By the tail end of the 90's, however, they fell into a slump commercially, but, unlike alot of bands from the 90's, No Doubt's clout actually improved with the passing of the decade, the group reaching their peak with 2001's 'Rock Steady', and Gwen Stefani has long since become a solo superstar, dwarfing the group.


5. Punk: Punk reached it's popular peak thanks to Green Day in 1994, but while things seemed bright for the genre in light of the success of numerous bands, including the Offspring's phenomenally successful album, 'Smash', the genre was slowly dying, becoming more selective and even laid-back, while 80's bands likes Bad Religion (who perhaps peaked with 1990's 'Against The Grain') began to patter out and create more pedestrian works. The genre was strengthened by the arrival of 'riot grrl' groups like Bikini Kill and Sleater Kinney, and there were a few contained moments of brilliance for the genre (I personally think Pennywise's chunk of music from 1991 to 1997 is particularly impressive), but overall, the arrival of pop punk bands like Blink 82 perhaps de-fanged the art form irreparably.

Why it mattered: The last true gasp of punk, the 90's saw the genre grow weaker yet contained the last few consistent nuggets of greatness the genre had to offer. There are still quality bands who play punk, but the movement as is has been left for dead.

Why I Love The 90's (Part 1)





Now, all of you youngsters who were born in the early 90's may not understand where I'm coming from with this new note, what with your '80's Rule!' t-shirts and all. Let me inform you on how silly and crappy this decade is compared to the last one, and why the 80's dying were the best thing to ever happen. Ever. My childhood is better than yours.


I was born on January 9th, 1987. I spent the majority of my formative years in the 90's. I idolized 'Jurassic Park' at the beginning of it's theatrical release. I had the first velociraptor of everyone in Yantacaw (even if it was orange..?). In fact, I owned all of the JP toys. Even when they didn't make sense (why is the Dennis Nedry figure skinny?). Because it was the craze. And it was a good craze, too. What is cooler than killing fake people with way cooler fake dinosaurs? When I got my lower lip split open with a hockey stick in 97', my reward was a female T-Rex (but that was the best figure) from 'The Lost World'. You know, the one that ripped Eddie Carr in half like a twizzler? Anyways. What do you have now? Pixar toys? Lame. What are you going to do with those, share poignant life lessons? 'Remember not to be overprotective of your son, Marlin'. Fun for all ages of retard. I'd say I was digressing here, but you ain't seen nothing yet.


TV Shows Then And Now:

No comparison. Fuck 'Malcolm In The Middle'. We had 'Pete and Pete'. Is there even a parallel today that can stand up to 'Kablam!', 'Are You Afraid Of The Dark?' ? The best kid's shows, hands down, were in the 90's. Now everything has to be 'cool' in the most boring, conventional sense - whereas 'Ren & Stimpy' were only conventional if you were Jeffrey Dahmer taking a brief reprieve from eating gay black and asian guys. 'Rocko's Modern Life', 'Doug' (which daringly features races that don't even exist yet), and the ultimate Nicktoon, 'Rugrats', make childrens shows today look moronic. You younger kids don't understand the hilarity of Tommy's Dad stalking him like a drugged out zombie late at night to the tune of a 50's sci-fi flick - and that is your loss. I'd say get it on DVD, but most of those shows are too awesome to put on DVDs without literally blowing Blockbuster up with awesome fireworks.

On the 'mature' end of the spectrum, the 90's had the bulk of the best episodes of 'Seinfeld', the Simpsons, the beginning season of 'Family Guy', and the original run and humongous popularity of the still amazing 'South Park', which featured not only George Clooney acting as a gay dog, but playing himself via ER surgeon in an epic movie adaptation (still the best of it's ilk). 'Everybody Loves Raymond' got it's initial run in the 90's, while 80's-originating series like 'Frasier' and 'Married... With Children' were still chucking out episodes. HBO also got it's start, with awesome shows like 'Sex And The City, 'Oz', and the most popular drama series up until 2006, 'The Sopranos'.

Amazing things on TV your childhood wish it had:

Power Rangers: No, not that new badly acted garbage. The old badly acted garbage, which charmed with it's silly outrageousness and complete sexism, racism, and homo-erotic undertones. Seriously, who can doubt that Jason and Tommy were destined to fall in love - together they make Christmas colors. Aww.
Rocko's Modern Life: You have to love a kid's show that has the cojones to feature not only naked, talking cows, digestive vacuums, and 'Shining' references, but Australian people. The fortune cookie episode is a classic of the medium. Seriously, who doesn't remember that?
The WB!: Hell yes, I would be kicking my own ass for not mentioning this. 'Freakazoid', 'Pinky And The Brain', 'Animaniacs', hell, even 'Tiny Toons'. I haven't seen any of it for at least a decade, but I would easily watch that stuff for hours back when I was a kid. There was something special there - a unified artistic vision.. oh, who am I kidding, it was mindless fun. But it was FUN. Something cable TV has no need for anymore, as evidenced by the WB's swift death this decade.
My So-Called Life: Is there a demographic this couldn't please? It appeals to anyone who's ever been to High School, any guy who's ever seen the episode where Claire Danes hides in her own shirt (oh yes...), and even parents, since the writing in the show actually allows for the parents to be real, sympathetic characters. You know, people. Sure, it's aged about as well as those D.A.R.E. commercials, but whatever. A coming of age dramedy of such substance hasn't been made since...
Freaks And Geeks: The signaling of Judd Apatow's rise to comic grace, the beginning of Seth Rogen and James Franco's careers, a really great series that holds up even better than it's quality (and equally ignored) follow-up, Un-Declared. The sad fact is that if this seemed miles ahead of it's time for 1999, it's still a longshot success even now. Sigh.


'Wait a minute, Phil, what if I didn't watch television in the 90's?'


Hmmm... how about some music?



(To Be Continued)



Until we meet again...
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